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Sunday, March 20th, 2005
10:55 pm
FauxFetus.net is back in action
Check it out, bitches!


Anyone want to join?
Free subdomain name (whatever.fauxfetus.net)!
Free webspace!
Only catch is you must submit whole material (no partial albums)!
All for the betterment of free music.

Email tooblies@gmail.com (Curdo) to join.
Or IM him at Goob Tooblies

Current Mood: amused
Friday, December 3rd, 2004
2:43 pm
FauxFest'04 -- LINEUP REVISED!

Thirteen Bands from all over Pennsylvaina, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, and New York.
Groups from Load Records, Yod Records, Yeay! Cassettes, and Faux Fetus Productions.
Coming together to completely blow your mind for one night.

Click for Sample Tracks, bitches!Collapse )

Current Mood: anxious
Monday, November 29th, 2004
7:00 pm

Thirteen Bands from all over Pennsylvaina, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, and New York.
Groups from Load Records, Yod Records, Yeay! Cassettes, and Faux Fetus Productions.
Coming together to completely blow your mind for one night.

Click for Sample Tracks, bitches!Collapse )

501 E. Armstrong St, Philadelphia, PA 19122 (Germantown area)
Only $10 bucks for 13 bands... Wacky! Any questions? Email me! fauxfetus@hotmail.com

Current Mood: anxious
Friday, November 19th, 2004
12:16 pm
Nov21 -- DIE


(flyer made to look shitty, so that you may feel shitty)
Tuesday, August 10th, 2004
12:10 am
Friday, July 23rd, 2004
1:45 pm
[Saturday: July 31st, 2004 @ 7:00pm]
Geeks & Gawds Music Shoppe.
87 East Butler Pike in Ambler, PA.
$0 - All ages

Two Pump Chump - Pickles and Bananas cover two songs per show. Never in the same era. Never in the same pants.

Urinary Tractor - Formerly Attack Rabbit. Brian does the lead stuff. Curt hides in the corner. Truly great rock-and-roll from two frightened little boys. Samples: [Eyes] [Face to Fake Brigade]

William Wallace's Severed Limbs - Thrashy? Post hardcore? I know Life Sentence was good.

Chamomile - Powerful and ambiguously erotic. Mike twangs and sangs while churt bangs. They give stuff away and wear masks. So much fun. Samples: [Stargazing] [Alcohol] [Ghost (Rare)]

PLUS a bunch more i cant remember

Anyways, its free. So go, and if you dont go, you are a total loser. That is, if you dont go and you are in the Philadelphia area. If not, i guess you are exempt. But just this once. http://www.fauxfetus.net && http://chamomile.fauxfetus.net
Friday, July 16th, 2004
1:11 pm
Tuesday, June 29th, 2004
5:49 pm
Faux Fetus Productions
Grand Re-Opening! New layout! New Music!
Come check it out @ www.fauxfetus.net

X-Posted to hell and back.
Monday, May 31st, 2004
12:46 pm
A re-reminder
You best be there...

If you live in the Philadelphia area, do not miss this show!!! It will be one of the most incredible shows of all time. Never before has such cloud energy built up in the heavens.

The show starts at 3:00PM and The Liberty Lands Park in The Northern Liberties (Philadelphia) at 913 North 3rd Street. The lineup is as follows: Cordalene, Future Tips, Hi Soft, Krass Brothers, Mazarin, Pearly Gates, Steve Phoenix, and Chamomile. Try to get there right at 3:00, we are the first band :) Hahaha... Have fun!

Chamomile Website
Faux Fetus Productions Website

Farnsworthuk@msn.com or FauxFetus@hotmail.com for more Info!!

(PS. If anyone lives in New England and would like to lend a hand setting up dates for our New England "Penis Weenis 2004" tour, please contact us at FauxFetus@hotmail.com! We need your help, any and all help will be greatly appreciated, names of venues or show dates or anything... Thanks a lot!)
Thursday, May 13th, 2004
2:04 pm
Faux Fetus Productions
The Faux Fetus Collective would like to announce that the Faux Fetus Productions website is now up and running. Go on and have fun kiddies... Have fun...

If anyone is interested with joining the collective, please shoot us an email at admin@fauxfetus.net, or add a comment... Your site will be linked to from the FFP site and beautiful women will talk to you.

So check it out!


-Curt (Welcome Fetus)
Saturday, April 24th, 2004
4:19 am
Thats right...

Another CHAMOMILE Show

Come this time, seriously...

Tonight (Saturday, April 24th, 2003) @ Geeks and Gawds Music Shoppe in Ambler, PA [87 E. Butler Ave], Chamomile will be playing a show with Morgan, Jared and Benji of Our Bodies and Brian [W.] Reichert [Monster] (Of the Barco Project, Nervous System, Niceys, Dead Kids, Swede Lewis, Holy Weeks, and Attack Rabbit).

Its free and at 7 pm, so all who can attend should and must. For info contact me at fauxfetus@hotmail.com and visit the Faux Fetus Collective website...

Hope to see you kiddies there, i'll be behind the drums if you want to say hello.


Monday, February 2nd, 2004
6:27 pm
Does anyone think?
Welcome Fetus just put out a new CD.

It is called Worfshit.

Check out some tracks here or there.

Plus a bonus.

For CD copies, mail me. Only $3. Only Paypal. However, if you want to trade CDs, the cost of the new Welcome Fetus will be dropped to $0.

What do you think?
Wednesday, January 7th, 2004
3:39 am
Oh shameless hopeless.
Thats right, shameless Welcome Fetus plugging.

I need to brush theteethe.

Three old albums. (friends forever, sunrise goddess, cancerous candycane)
One newly completed and one in progress. Split? (Jaw and Iron, Worfshit)
One new atmospheric 3AM album. (Rust)

For tracks from Worfshit / Rust click here:


Audio can be found under YES.

If you are interested in more, please email me or IM me... I will send you more...


If you have any suggestions or comments, post em or contact me.

--- Curt
Wednesday, December 31st, 2003
3:58 am
-> "Who is that, over there?"
--> "Why it's the fine fox."
---> "And the horrid slave."
----> "What is that music?"

There were three of them, by now. By now. They have appeared before and again at:

The corner of Glenside Avenue and Easton Road. They are inside the train station.

On the second (2nd) of January. The year two thousand and three (2003). The year of our Lord.

They are on fire at the coffee distribution establishment. Her name is Elcy. Thats Elcy's Coffee Distribution Establishment.

The space-time is conducive to six (6) pm.

The land-price is conducive to free ($0) nothings.

The subjects are as follows:

  • Chamomile (members of the rickets, sleeping beauty, welcome fetus, night owl, attack rabbit, aunt vivian's revengence, our bodies)

  • Brian W. (nervous) Monster (member of the barco project, attack rabbit, the dead kids, the holy weeks, the niceys)

  • Attack Rabbit (drums from chamomile, guitar-voice from brian w. monster)

  • rumfoord/benji69 or JAREDbongo/BENJIkins (former guitarists for our bodies)

To survive you must be there. On time. Contact me for more instructions.
Tuesday, December 30th, 2003
2:14 am
Lookie what I did!!
"Why did the dinosaurs become extinct?"

"Because you touch yourself at night!"

Do you like Noise? Awesome.

If no, are you a RedHead? Rock.

If yes to both, explode.


Join up!
Wednesday, December 24th, 2003
7:18 pm
Chamomile has just finished recording their (real) album!

Well, kind of.

Stop by the Ambler Coffee Company (14 W. Butler Pike in Ambler, PA) from, roughly, 8PM to 11PM on Friday, December 26th for an experiment in pure unbridled pain and dilapidating anguish. Or should I say, "Free unbridled pain and dilapidating anguish."

Mass murder killings, etc.

The murderers are as follows:
  • Chamomile (members of The Rickets, Aunt Vivian's Revengence, Attack Rabbit, Sleeping Beauty, Night Owl, Welcome Fetus)
  • Father Bingo (ex. ??)
  • Jared Brey (ex. Our Bodies guitarist)
The Chamomile site is right though here.
Whereas the Father Bingo site is running circles in the yard.
But Jared is rumfoord and explosive.

And thats right... Cross-posting, indeed!
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2003
8:26 pm
Where are my children?

Respond if you know?

Have you eaten them?

Current Mood: chipper
Friday, November 7th, 2003
4:49 am
aight kids...
its that time again, your monthly reminder to CHECK OUT DAIQUIRI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...still not convinced? LISTEN still not convinced?! come see them open for MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE and TUB RING on WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 26, 2003 in Chicago, Illinois at the the METRO. Daiquiri is back in the states baby!!!! please join us in our community boxofficepoison

we'll see you there...

also... check out another AMAZING BAND *this is a change of pace from DAIQUIRI but they are truly amazing. ODDZAR Some good ole rock music straight outta Columbia, Maryland.

also please check out these great bands as well... DOG FASHION DISCO ,ESCAPE FROM EARTH, and SWITCHEE

if you like this... please give me additional feedback at The Board for the Bored

Thank you for your time. Sorry for any cross posting. Please take a few minutes of your time and give love to these great bands. Thanks.
Sunday, September 21st, 2003
7:15 pm
I saw The Sounds last week
They were alot of fun, and thier lead singer man, she she's so fucking pretty and just..WHEE! all over the place, she doesn't just stand their and be boring...her voice is good live too
AND THEIR KEYBOARD PLAYER!! ::droool:: veary nice...veary nice indeed
........SO anyway, i thought you all would like to be informed if your looking for good music and a fun show...go see THE SOUNDS!!!..,that is unless your not looking for good music and/or a fun show, if thats the case well then...NEH!!, piss off and don't come back!

Current Mood: giggly
Thursday, September 11th, 2003
12:17 am
HI!!!...i have joined this community

some of the the music i listen to (only SOME, the full list would be days long)

The Yeah Yeah Yeahs
The Stray Cats
Echo and the Bunnymen
The Cure
The Psycadelic Furs
The Police
The Toilet Boys
The Smiths
Depeche Mode
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
The Distillers
Billy Idol
Gravy Train
The Sounds
*and oh my god so many many more*

SOOoo...yes, this community appeals to my senses
hahaha..nah it's just cool and all that so here i am
so anyway...ta ta dahling

Current Mood: calm
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